Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Yeah. The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. Would it vary? By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. I just can't seem to stop, though. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? Yep! Now, some of you are probably thinking "Gee, Really? What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. Out loud. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. Or he can try to save Trinity and doom mankind. They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. Not only does Faulkners deep affiliation with his characters inner lives elevate his portraits far above the level of local color or regionalist curiosity, but it animates his sentences, makes them constantly move and breathe. The first use of "had had" is a modifier, and the second instance serves as the main verb of the sentence. He tried to kill me! EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! Think about it. I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! Today we had a "family outing." Was it coherent? It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. America? I bet it's spelled monkeys. I'm leavin', for now. The first time, I didn't save it. (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? It sucks. And I can't think of anything else to do. Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. You feel very, very honored. The longest sentence in the world is currently being served by Charles Scott Robinson, who is serving a sentence of life without parole in the United States. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? It deludes all of American's sweet, innocent, candy-loving children into thinking that a cartoon owl is smarter than they are! Happy? You see, I periodically read the longest text ever to check the constant downward spiral of my sanity. The last day, we were deciding where to eat. My mother tried to order a mushroom-swiss burgeronly to discover that the place had no swiss-cheese. What is the alternative, you ask? Then he preceeded to trash my room, scattering kleenex everywhere. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! It was fun. The vendors get oodles of cash, and the kids get ice cream. Chomp" And he bites it. Air pressure. In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. I don't know if Iraq even existed in the Civil War Era! The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. All of Faulkners modernist contemporaries, including of course Joyce, Wolff, and Beckett, mastered the use of run-ons, to different effect. It also shows the total number of sentences in a text file. Unless you're bored. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. It's wrong, I tell you. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. I'm going, you're on you're own! But that's the kind of thing I like. How can any company that takes so many "wholesome" pictures not be? In conclusion, Ladies and Gentlemenif you implement my idea, there will be peace and prosperity for all. Come on everyone, group hug. Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. See, very weird. If you make a purchase, My Modern Met may earn an affiliate commission. *yawn* I'm back. Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. I had some conspriacy or another to rant about. I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. I just don't know. I WANT to write. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . Maybe she just doesn't like goat-smell. CEASE YOUR FLATULENT WINDS AND HEAR MY MIND NUMBING EXPULSIONS OF WICKED NOISE! Want to advertise with us? Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? And more than slightly embarassed. Right? GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. I think. Think about it. It was pretty good. who keeps asking if you can hear him. Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! I gave up in exasperation. I bet you were just breathless in anticipation. That's just silly. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. You gots extra money, don't you? Does it serve an obvious purpose? I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! Thank you for sending me this email. That's the rant of the week, month, year, whatever. Wow. I'm back. | 14.35 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. It's pathetic. This is a test, I repeat only a test. Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. Which is exactly what it gets. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. But it's all good. You exploud. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) Speaking of animals, there's a cat in California who is a kleptomaniac (likes to steal stuff). I heard something and turned around, and there he was! So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. Which is what I'm about to do. You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. My mom did it to her because it was free. And why do I even care? Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) a guest . Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? | 13.45 KB, JSON | These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. No. The World's Longest Sentence (5237 words) by Mark Virtue (1980, aged 15) Once upon a while back there was an ambitious contortionist who made up his mind he would try to conquer the twenty-seventh highest dead volcano on Neptune, with his tongue secretly hiding behind his overweight postman's Swedish Hi-Fi set and the shoelaces of his Persian . I don't think. Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. 12 Dec 2012. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. My answer is simple. Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. I love-d you moose! It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. You know the one. Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. How do you stop them? It just doesn't make any sense. Is this getting confusing to you? By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. Math is so picky. That's why it MUST be EVIL! Since there are many opportunities to communicate with customers and colleagues using e-mail, mastering how to write reply e-mails, subject line expressions, and how to use example sentences is one of the essential skills. If that happens, then no one will read this. That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. Why can't I have more readers?! If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. Wellthat just makes me filled with gooey happiness. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. That's right, I wanna sleep. In any caseI should probably find a topic. ALWAYS. One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. That's exactly what tanning is like. I have readers. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. But wait! Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. We got there, we ate. Seeya! *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. You have to admit its sheer coolness. I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. HOLY WAX! We'd probably go crazier. I must really be desperate for something to do. Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. In return for not taking the easy route, he gains a power in the more or less real world. MOOOO! Is it possible to make less sense? It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. Sowhen the oracle said that the choice had already been made, she was completely correct. Although I acted like an idiot. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. The experimental writers sentence style inspired hundreds of writers since, including Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Joyce, and other masters of modern literature. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. Which is bad. We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. No suprise. I have very low expectations of my site. In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. Or You are What you Eat. Fighting in the American Civil War? Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. You are deviousI give you that. A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust., I got a sentence that was 5639 words long, i just looked it up so can can copy and paste it on my school chat for fun not to read, I just wanted to say, i really like cheese, andi thinki think my teacher is mad at me sry waitshes mad because i was asking my other teacher questions about work online hmmm.my teacher sure is a ##### ass feminist, i just wrote a sentence with 1,289 words so ha. The world's longest non-life sentence, according to the "Guinness Book of Records", was imposed on Thai pyramid scheme fraudster Chamoy Thipyaso, who was jailed for 141,078 years in 1989. Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? Hey, by the way. So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! I'm gonna quit for now. That made him happy. What must I do to rise above obscurity? While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. I'm back! www.flaming-chickens.com! Maybe I should use spell-check. Ha! We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. I apologize from the depths of my moosey soul. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. Maybe you'll break free. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. Originally from Northern Ireland, she is an artist now based in Berlin. *sigh* My dogs are just weird. But without the bad sound track. You expect far to much of the inanimate world. THe cake was good. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. Is that too much to ask? And lots of you are probably gloating 'cause you don't have to get up 'till 8:30. Whatever the case, I decided that the whole world, (or three of four random people) deserve to know that if the world and or universe are destroyed, it's the evil, little, white, feather's fault. (and redundancy!) I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. The possibilities are literally endless. So we were already off to a bad start. So I at least have an excuse for not doing that. I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" Which would be boring. Isn't vast a funny word? GrrrrI had a nifty rant all planned out in my head. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. WHAT!? I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! | 12.46 KB, JSON | So, predictably, here I am. Outside your body. The possibilities are literally endless. Oooo! Ugh. This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! You complete me in all ways. Hey, it's the 3 r's! What nowhmmmmmshould I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? I now officially have proof that someone has been here! Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. We need to act now! If so, I guess I won't be writing here for quite awhileseeya. ONly not really. Moving on, I finaly managed to coax my sister (I'm tired of writing Mrs. X) to tentativly guess that America fought in the Civil War. For more information, e-mail EnpuUnknown@msn.com Wellseeya! Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! Subliminal messanging also explains the successes of certain fast-food resteraunts, and brand name items. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. I gotta go. Still no? Cheese is watching. With the exact same words, motions and emotions. GRRR!! i felt sorry for my dad. Space is notorious for not having air. Hmmmmgood question. Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. *hides large ax behind back* Come here, topic! But everything else I've said so far is true. I need to find a topic. How absurd. A complete and total degregation of our societies values. Wellprepare to be enlightened. Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. Answer me, you blobby looking freak! TWO MILES? Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. Today's rant is a panic rant. Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! I gots stuff to do! Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite?
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